Sssssshhhhhhh

Last week, I picked him up at Julie's, and he was just talk talk talking all the way home. About 5 minutes from our door he went silent and didn't make a sound regardless of what I said or how loud I turned the radio up. I parked in the garage, put the door down, and took all of our stuff inside. When I came back, he was slumped forward in his car seat against the straps. I unbuckled him and put his hood over his head and carried him inside. Next, I performed a magical trick called get him into bed without waking him up. Please note, this is done without using a pacifier, raising the degree of difficulty from your traditional 7.5 right up to a full 8. As an assistant parent, it was a real accomplishment for me.